when u post a selfie it really brings out the true homies
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
i laughed out loud and everyone in the library is staring
My dad said, “take a picture of us” and I said, “1.. 2.. I just want you guys to realize I’m moving out tomorrow and won’t be here to take pictures of you anymore”
asks are rebloggable? whats next… rebloggable selfies??
selfies are rebloggable…
obviously not because then id get notes haha nice try though
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
"i thought that was a funny story but apparently no one else did" a memoir
Can I just say that that is an excellent example of a forward role and not at all encumbered by the bow
Well done, Jennifer
Can I also just say that is an excellent example of a proper anchor in archery and she is holding the bow perfectly
Again, well done, Jennifer
The fact that she can do this and still stumble walking up the steps to accept an Oscar is one of my favorite things about her.
Also the same person:
if i follow u
and u follow me
we are friend
all i’ve done in 2013 was become more gay
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.