ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

dr-professor-hannah:

best-of-funny:

the-dream-operator:

n1la:

scruffythegodofthunder:

Just another day at the dildo factory.

Jobs that you forget actually exist.

the face of a broken man

OMG WHAT IF PEOPLE ASK HIM WHERE HE WORKS

I want to know why one needs to wear a hairnet while making dildos.

X

No on wants a hairy doildo.

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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extrabigrnac:

schol:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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This is it. This is the post.

misantropaculia:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

riddlemetom:

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

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darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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phobias:

avoiding hate like

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